The purported bastion of housecats and the slovenly, napping
has suffered unduly as an affliction akin to alcoholism or loose morals.
Enough, I say! How can we, as civilized persons, proscribe napping to an
ignoble death without heretofore considering the indefatigable Pros & Cons?
Pros:
1. Effective restorative—Naps have been proven to fully
reinvigorate a grown man in as few as 20 minutes
2. Deceit reduction—Men and women who can freely admit that
they are really, really tired—probably from being hungover—have displayed a
tendency to tell fewer lies in general
3. More bathroom stall availability—Workers napping at their
desks are 75% less likely to doze in bathroom stalls for five minutes in
between meetings.
4. Rebalancing of the four bodily humors—Studies* have shown
a marked decrease in yellow and black bile levels of regular nappers versus
non-nappers
*Modern Mage Magazine, April 4th, 2011 B.C.
Cons:
1. Noisy—In certain instances, nappers have been know to
snore rather loudly and at inopportune times, like conference calls
2. Messy—Non-napping co-workers have reported an up-tick in
drool puddles left on the faux-wood tables in the employee break room
As we can see, four pros trump two cons. Therefore, we can
safely surmise that zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
