Friday, April 5, 2013

The Drive-Thru Rule

Apparently, many of you are not familiar with Article 7, Clause B, Subsection Epsilon of the drive-thru courtesy handbook that states:
  • The number of food/beverage items ordered via the drive-thru must equal the like number of people in said vehicle
Since most of you aren't fluent in pseudo-legalese, let me interpret on your behalf. It means you can only order for the people in your car, otherwise go inside. Picking up treats for the whole office? Inside. For the family? In the car, drive-thru; at home, inside. You and your carpool buddy? Drive-thru. You and your carpool dummy? Inside.