After working with some of the best political scientists in the country, I've finally cracked the code to how you can participate in today's political discourse:
This (current
popular topic) supports my point (something completely unrelated).
Examples:
This new Surface tablet from Microsoft supports my point that school lunches should be subsidized.
Hurricane Sandy is proof that God intended there to be a flat tax on all personal income.
The Giants winning the World Series proves my point: Women
can’t drive.
You're welcome!
