After working with some of the best political scientists in the country, I've finally cracked the code to how you can participate in today's political discourse:
This (current popular topic) supports my point (something completely unrelated).
This new Surface tablet from Microsoft supports my point that school lunches should be subsidized.
Hurricane Sandy is proof that God intended there to be a flat tax on all personal income.
The Giants winning the World Series proves my point: Women can’t drive.