Friday, February 8, 2013

Top dozen excuses I’m using right now.

1.     I’m not from around here
2.     My car took too long to warm up
3.     The Post Office
4.     I’m tired from being tired
5.     Meh
6.     I don’t want to get sick
7.     I don’t want you to get me sick
8.     Short month
9.     Me no speak-a English
10. TGIF
11. My dog ate my will to live
12. I know you are, but what am I?