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So I went to Japan. And here are six observations:
1. It’s ridiculously
clean. No, really. And the funny thing is that there are no public garbage
cans, so you’d think there would be a lot of littering, but, no, it’s
immaculate everywhere. And they’re big into recycling, so that’s a plus.
2. Those medical
masks … a lot of people wear them everywhere. I would put the number at two
out of ten people, so 20% of people are wearing them in public at any one time.
From what I’ve been told, many people wear them when they feel they are getting
sick or feel they are susceptible to getting sick. I wouldn’t be surprise to
find out that U.S. insurance companies require them in the workplace soon.
3. The train stations
play “I’ve been working on the railroad” when a train is coming. I kid you
not. And the trains are incredibly on time and no business men groped me*.
4. You only need to
know three phrases: 1. Sumi-ma-sen:
excuse me, 2. Konichiwa: hello and 3.
Arigato go-zi-mas: thank you.
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6. Sumo matches are
awesome, giant robots** are real and samurai swords are amazingly intricate.
All of these things are true and more. If you’re thinking of going, go now. You
won’t regret it. Unless you do. Then it’s your own fault.
*Domo arigato gozimas.
**Specifically: Gigantor