Friday, March 29, 2013

Pass'd over


Least favorite Easter pick-up lines:
1.     You know what else rises after three days?
2.     Is your name Friday? ‘Cause you’re Good.
3.     I’d Cadbury those eggs.
4.     There’s an Easter Egg hunt … in my pants.
5.     Peeps. Poops. What’s the difference?
6.     I’m gonna nibble your ears off.