Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Things I’m Thankful For

·      Kung-fu movies
·      Hot chocolate with marshmallows
·      America Freedom
·      Hot oil thumb wrestling contests
·      Forgiveness
·      People related to me
·      People not related to me, but who act like they are
·      Stock dividends
·      Practical jokes on people who look like me, but who aren’t me
·      Calling out hypocrites publicly
·      Milk, when shot out of a nose (not mine)
·      Hugs that lasts a few seconds too long
·      Hybrid Monster Trucks