Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Ripped from the headlines

This should be attached to a wall
This wall

Apparently, I'm super strong. I found this out when I had a "superhero" moment in my bathroom*. It happened when I went to open the medicine cabinet that had been hanging solidly above my commode for over a year. One second I'm pulling on the handle of the door and the next I'm lifting the whole unit like it's a cup of coffee.

So the natural conclusion is NOT that I did a terrible job of anchoring it to the wall in the first place, but that I am INSTEAD super strong. And, yes, I realize that it could have fallen and killed me while on the toilet--just like Elvis, without the peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

*Not the one where I tie a towel around my shoulders like a cape