1.
What’s 100% organic and likes to party? This
guy.
2.
What do you and this used soda can have in
common? I’m going to pick you up around 7pm.
3.
Do you know what time it is? It’s time to take
your boyfriend to the dump.
4.
Why don’t we go back to my yurt and plant some
seeds?
5.
Do it for Mother Earth.