Friday, April 20, 2012

Top 5 Earth Day (4.22.12) Pick-up Lines:

1.     What’s 100% organic and likes to party? This guy.
2.     What do you and this used soda can have in common? I’m going to pick you up around 7pm.
3.     Do you know what time it is? It’s time to take your boyfriend to the dump.
4.     Why don’t we go back to my yurt and plant some seeds?
5.     Do it for Mother Earth.