The St. Patrick’s Day Dash. The Zombie Run. The Color Run.
It seems like you can’t lace up a pair of sneakers anymore without also draping
yourself in a theme. So why fight it? Let’s embrace the race.
Top 5 runs I hope to see soon:
1.
The Run Run—You just run. And at the end … you
stop.
2.
The Tax Dodge—IRS agents chase you. If you can
cross the finish line without getting tackled to the ground, you don’t have to
pay taxes that year.
3.
The Presidential Race—Literally a foot race among
the candidates. Or would you really rather have them run their mouths for a few
more months?
4.
The Paparazzi Run—10 celebrities; 100
photographers. The first celebrity across the finish line wins a year of un-photographed
privacy.
5.
The Backwards Run—Everyone runs a fun run
backwards while music is also played backwards. Wait … Paul is dead?
