Have you every wondered what your favorite sports would taste like as a beer? Me neither. But somebody somewhere did and the result is Premium Brewed Game Day Ice. Brewed with real, game-used jock straps, this golden lager is the equivalent of a holding penalty ... in your mouth. On the plus side, a 12-pack goes for an impossibly affordable $2.99, so there's enough for the whole team and the coach to drown their sorrows after a loss or two.