I didn't make it through most of the Academy Awards, but the biggest winner during last night’s Oscars seemed to be racism.
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Billy Crystal “After I saw The Help, I wanted to
hug a black person. But I live in Beverly Hills, so that’s like a 45-minute
drive.”
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Chris Rock: “If you’re a black voice actor, you
can play a zebra or a donkey. You can’t play white!”
I only saw one movie nominated for Best Picture, but that
doesn’t mean I can’t give my own awards:
Best Looking Picture
Tree of Life
Best Actor delivering
two completely divergent performances
Ryan Gossling (Crazy. Stupid. Love. and Drive)
Best Actress based on
one scene
Elle Fanning in Super 8
Best Movies involving
aliens
Super 8/Paul
Best Pictures involving
superheroes
Thor/Captain America/X-men First Class
Best Comedy for the
ladies, by the ladies
Bridesmaids
Best Popcorn Movie
Source Code
Biggest Surprise
Win-Win
Movies that should
have been considerably better, considering the cast
Horrible Bosses
Hangover 2
Congrats to all of the winners.
