Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18) This is the dawning of the age of
Chlamydia.
Pisces (Feb 20 – Mar 20) The answer to your question is A.
Hepatitis A.
Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19) Gonorrhea are the days when you
didn’t have a VD.
Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20) The back of that Ford Taurus?
Herpes.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Two faces. One case of pink eye.
Cancer (June 21 – July 21) Yep, you have crabs.
Leo (July 22 – Aug 22) Rworr. Good luck taming those
Scabies.
Virgo (Aug 23 – Sept 22) Test came back negative!
Libra (Sept 23 – Oct 22) Trichomoniasis? I barely knew her!
Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21) Let’s give a round of applause for
the Clap.
Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21) Warts going on?
Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19) Syphilis. Sorry.
