It’s hot. So hot that a friend of mine has decided to bake
cookies in his car on his dashboard. It’s pretty much genius. And delicious.
But that doesn’t change the fact that it’s blazing hot
outside where I live.
So here are the top 5 things overheard regarding the
ridiculously high heat:
1.
“Hot enough for ya?”
2.
“It’s hotter than Satan’s butt-crack and half as
humid.”
3.
“They say it’s 108°, but I swear it doesn’t feel a
degree over 107.”
4.
“Cool off with a Cold Cut Combo for only $6.95
at participating Subway® stores.”
5.
“Girl, you’re hotter than the weather.”
