Last Thursday, I announced the unique chance to be apart of
history. Well, dear readers, two brave souls grabbed that chance as if it were
the last bacon-wrapped scallop at an all-you-can eat buffet. Below is the original
home-edition as well as the two weeening entries. Congrats, gentlemen, you are
now immortalized forever on the Internet. Ballz Huzzah!
Original Home Edition
That Tad Guy is so (Word that rhymes with Tad). He is my
best friend in (geographic location). I really admire his (personality trait) ways
and especially his (part of the body).
And let’s not forget his blog. It is (adjective). I (verb)
it (number) times a day. If he were (adjective), he would be (celebrity). I
just wish he would post more things about (plural noun). Or draw more pictures
of (noun). Let’s face it: he should just devote the whole thing to (plural
noun).
(Interjection), I wish I could make a donation to him. I
would be willing to pay (number) a (measure of time) to make sure he always
provides such (adjective) content.
I know in my (part of the body) that if he fought (name of a
loved one) to the death, That Tad Guy would barely win.
I (verb) him.
Dan, USA
That Tad Guy is so maxi-pad. He is my best friend in Peachtree
City, GA. I really admire his syphilitic ways and
especially his pinky toe.
And let’s not forget his blog. It is musky. I bust
it 2 times a day. If he were randy, he would be Ashton
Kutcher. I just wish he would post more things about mangoes.
Or draw more pictures of loveseat. Let’s face it: he should just devote
the whole thing to lesions.
Ballz!, I wish I could make a donation to him. I
would be willing to pay $44 a nanoseconds to make sure he always
provides such chewy content.
I know in my taint that if he fought Stumpy to
the death, That Tad Guy would barely win.
I jazzercise him.
For his efforts, Dan weeens this “Fast Eddie’s Bon Air camo”
koozie.
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Brian, USA
That Tad Guy is so sad. He is my best friend in down
under. I really admire his rad ways and especially his posterior.
And let’s not forget his blog. It is stanky. I shoot
it 9 times a day. If he were bluish-greenish, he would be DJ
Lance Rock. I just wish he would post more things about Guinness.
Or draw more pictures of rock. Let’s face it: he should just devote the
whole thing to fish.
Huzzah!, I wish I could make a donation to him. I
would be willing to pay $one million a forever to make sure he
always provides such phat content.
I know in my dome that if he fought Mr. Dog-Turd Hand
to the death, That Tad Guy would barely win.
I ride him.
For his efforts, Brian weeens this “I (heart) motorboating!”
koozie.
